About
About Our Firm
Amster & Amster's highly credentialed and experienced team of "attorneys" handles a broad range of financial, spiritual, physical, metaphysical, and extra-metaphysical litigations, arbitrations, and computations. We pride ourselves on having up-to-date magazines in our office waiting area as well as heavily discounted hot chocolate packets next to our bathroom sink with running hot water.
A short list of the movies about law our legal team has watched almost all the way through includes The Firm, The Verdict, A Few Good Men, The Devil's Advocate, My Cousin Vinny, Philadelphia, Liar Liar, Legally Blonde, Laws of Attraction, 12 Angry Men, Erin Brokovich, and The Pelican Brief. We also have almost complete DVD box sets of Ally McBeal seasons 1, 2 and 4.
Our Mission
Our mission is to provide each and every client with legal advice. Although we don't always stand behind our advice, we will always give it to you for a nominal fee. We handle every case with class and at least the bare minimum amount of respect. Each of our lawyers is dedicated to focusing on finding the 3D picture hidden in the artistic mess you've made of your life so that you can focus on your family, small business, or forging documents for your time on the run. Our mission is based on the values we hold true, which we are happy to share for a nominal fee.
Why We Became Lawyers
Musicians are often taken advantage of. It is a part of our mission to bring justice to those who are trying to play music. The Heidecker case is a perfect example of that. Tim is dedicated to bringing rock n roll and music to the people.
Rock N Roll Will Never Die.
Our Team
They're not just our lawyers, they're our clients.
Scot Charles Amster
Scot is a partner with high levels of gogettiveness, servicitude, and justicity. Experience in front of the bench and behind bars. A fully holistic approach to law.
Scott Harold Amster
Scott has been practicing attorney for years and seems ready to be one for real any day now. Prior to his law career, Scott was a bookie and drug mule. Lots of travel experience.
A Dictionary
Bigger vocabulary than Scot and Scott combined. Lots and lots of big words. Highest paid member of the staff.