Despite the best efforts of countless other legal entities, our lawyers have almost never been successfully charged for sleeping in the courtroom, cursing out a sitting judge, tampering with a jury, assaulting a witness, or stealing the bailiff's yogurt out of the courtroom fridge.
We know how complicated litigation can be. From pleadings, affidavits, examinations, motions, mediation, undertakings, refusals, pretrial, shredding documents, intimidating witnesses, feigning a mental illness, sneaking contraband to the county jail, fomenting a small coup, stealing the bailiff's yogurt out of the courtroom fridge, and finally, trial.
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We have been yelling in courtrooms and saying stuff like "you can't handle the truth" for decades.
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